Well, we moved again. From the middle of July up until a couple of weekends ago, we've been constantly busy either getting the house ready to sell or slowly moving into the new one. So with life getting back to normal it's time to get back to the blog. But first, just a few random observations of rude and/or weird people:
If you're going to tell a lie, make sure your lie is plausible. Case in point: we were trying to order carpet for the new house and have it installed before we moved all of our furniture in. Carpet guy took measurements and said he'd send us a quote the next day. Three days later, we still hadn't heard from him. St. Pauli Girl finally called him.
"Oh I tried to call your husband," said the carpet guy. "There was no answer and his voice mailbox was full."
Hmmm, well, let's assume for a moment that I don't delete voicemails after I listen to them. The problem is I get maybe three phone calls a year. If I let them all roll to voicemail, it would take at least ten years to fill up the mailbox. And that's assuming a lot of evangelicals are calling me to leave voicemail sermons about saving my soul. Luckily, we found a different carpet installer who did 90% of the job and then just disappeared. But that's another story.
A few weeks ago, we were leaving the grocery store. I saw a woman empty her cart full of bags into the trunk of her car. Then she simply pushed the cart behind the car next to hers, and drove away.
I almost always return my shopping cart to a corral in the parking lot unless it's raining/snowing or it's ridiculously inconvenient. But if not, I would always make sure I don't block a parking spot and try to anchor it somehow so it doesn't roll away. I'm trying to think of what circumstances would cause me to just park it behind another car.
Last week, St. Pauli Girl and I were out of town and stopped in the hotel bar for a nightcap. As we entered, the waiter said, "And what brings you here?"
"Brandy," St. Pauli Girl said getting right to the point.
"Oh, and you're staying here?"
"Do you have brandy?" St. Pauli Girl asked. "Do you have E&J Brandy?"
"Um, let me check." The waiter stepped away.
"I think you two are on a different tangent," I said. "I think he meant what brings us into town?"
The waiter came back to our table. "Yes, we do have that brandy," he said as he started writing in his pad. "And sir, what would you like?"
"I'll have a brandy as well."
"Great. Spicy or non-spicy?"
For those few readers of this blog who are unfamiliar with alcohol, as far as I know, brandy does not come spicy. It's generally just served straight up from the bottle (unless you ask for something with it). But the young kids these days, who knows?
"Non," I answered with a straight face.
The waiter disappeared for several minutes in fact, much longer than it should take to pour a couple of brandies in a practically empty bar. Finally, the bartender came over to our table.
"Did you want your Bloody Mary spicy or non-spicy?" she asked St. Pauli Girl.
We finally got the drinks straightened out and relaxed for awhile. When we finished, the waiter came back.
"Would you like anything else?"
"No, I think we're all set," I said.
The waiter started laughing, practically cackling.
"We're ready for the check," I said to make myself clear.
"Yeah," he said and kept laughing as he walked away.
"Was that funny? Are we that drunk?" I asked St. Pauli Girl.
"No, but maybe he is."